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Question:
I need help!! I just found out that my ex-husband is gay- the only thing is, he does not know I know and he has not told me or anyone else yet! What am I supposed to do? What do I tell our two kids?? I am so lost! What do you think?

He says:
I don't really know why this is an issue anymore. So your ex is gay, you now both have something in common!

What are you supposed to do? Why do you have to do anything? It's not really any of your business. As long as they are good to your kids, what's the problem? If you're worried about the introduction of homosexuality into your family's life becoming a poison that turns your kids into some meth head prostitutes, grow up. Homosexuals aren't a danger to the home. Us breeders have been fucking up our children for thousands of years.

And when dealing with your children, YOU don't tell them anything. You wait for him to come to you, the two of you talk it out and then tell the kids TOGETHER.

You're gonna be fine and so is your family. Learn to be progressive. Next time I'll break the news to you about segregation being over as well. You've had a big enough day today as it is.

She says:
Hey- this is great news!!! First of all, you do not have to deal with any pesky pride issues anymore. You turned your ex gay! You should not have any pride at all....anymore....ever. You made your ex like penis! That is how bad your vagina is. Never again will you have to deal with that. Good on ya.

Secondly, the situation could not be more perfect. Seriously. I know its shocking to learn this huge thing about the father of your children, however, since he has not directly spoken to you about it- you do not have to speak to him about it. You should use this time to think about how you feel, how it will affect your family and do some research. It is also actually better for your ex husband as well, because you are going to take the news a lot better when he tells you now that you have had time to know how you feel. You have had time to think about your exact reaction. He comes out of the closet, you get to act like an understanding adult (sneaky you..with your sneaky awful vagina) and your kids get two knowledgeable, supporting parents to help them cope with the news.

Ta-Da! Everyone is a winner when your ex-husband likes wiener!